Tweets

snorlaxatives:

can you imagine in like 30 years people saying “i wish my life was like a 2010’s movie” omfg

(Source: snorlaxatives, via bullied)

epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

(via confirmance)

primarchvakarian:

my brother had a beyblading accident today

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(Source: MODDDY, via h-emoglobin)

justincasef:

"Don’t you think you’ll regret all of those tattoos when you’re older?"

(via bored-teenage-dirtbag)

beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

(via zackisontumblr)

snorlaxatives:

can you imagine in like 30 years people saying “i wish my life was like a 2010’s movie” omfg

(Source: snorlaxatives, via bullied)

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs, via heart)

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(Source: urbxngod, via crunchier)

sicklysatisfied:

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sicklysatisfied:

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sicklysatisfied:

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